Ode to a Bell Shaped Curve

Played to the tune of ‘I could have danced all night’ from My Fair Lady. (Written in graduate school)

I could have analyzed all night
I could have analyzed all night
And still have begged for more
I could have spread my data sheets
And done a thousand chi squares
and ANOVA’s I’ve done so before before
I’ll never know what made it so exciting
Why all at once my heart took flight
I only know when p=<.01 all in the world was right
And yes, I could have analyzed analyzed all night